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Mister Happy 5.5 Inch Dildo - Black

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We are all looking for Mister Happy! This sturdy, lifelike cock with balls features a suction cup base that can be mounted to a smooth, hard surface or strapped into a harness! The girthy, veined shaft provides a realistic ride, while the thickly ridged head increases sensation. Use with your favorite silicone or water-based lubricant for solo or partner sex that is always ready to go, and will not stop until you are satisfied. This material is phthalate-free and can be cleaned with mild soap or toy cleaner.



Curve Toys is known for their proprietary formulas used to create the best dildos and adult toys in the world. They manufacture their adult replica products with only body-friendly, phthalate-free, and top-grade materials. All products are inspected for superior functionality so that they represent the value, quality, and innovation from the factory to the bedroom. Staffed by experts with over 60 cumulative years in the adult manufacturing, Curve Toys is the perfect combination of passion, creativity and experience; in short, we know pleasure.



Measurements:

7.75 inches total length, 5.5 inches insertable length, 1.625 inches at widest diameter



Material:

PVC



Color:

Black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

George J. ★★★★★

The suction cup base held firm on my tile floor, which was a pleasant surprise for how much I was putting it through. That veined shaft and those balls give it a hefty, satisfying feel that looks as good as it performs.

Jason ★★★★★

The suction cup on this base holds really well on my bathroom tile, which makes cleanup easy. It's got a nice, solid weight to it that feels substantial, and the texture is perfectly lifelike.

Zoe B. ★★★★★

The veins along the shaft feel incredibly realistic, and the girth is just right—fills me up perfectly. Suction base holds fast to my shower wall, making hands-free play a breeze.