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Mr. Humongous Dong

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Mr. Humongous is just that! This beast is one of the biggest dildos on the market today! Now with more veins! Perfect for vaginal or anal play this huge dildo is phthalate-free and flexible enough to bend when you need it to, but sturdy enough to handle anything you throw at it. The head and shaft are formed to that of a life like penis, with balls at the base to make it feel like your really getting rammed by a giant cock.

Measurements: 9.8 inches in total length, 8.5 inches insertable length, 3.4 inches widest shaft diameter (10.25 inches circumference), 3.6 inches widest head diameter (11 inches circumference)

Material: PVC

Color: Light

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Aurora L. ★★★★★

I’ve had big toys before, but the extra girth and those pronounced veins really set this one apart. Even with the firm size, the flexible phthalate-free material makes it easier to handle than I expected. Definitely lives up to the name.

Olivia P. ★★★★★

I was honestly surprised by how flexible it is despite the size—it makes positioning way easier than I expected. The phthalate-free material feels reassuringly safe, and the extra veins give it a nice realistic texture.

James E. ★★★★★

Those veins are no joke—they add just enough texture to make every thrust feel intense without being overwhelming. The flexible shaft bends where I need it, and honestly, the girth alone had me sweating before I even got halfway. Cleanup was easy, and it’s held up through a few rough sessions withou